Master Tells Jokes
God Has Improved!

Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai in Florida,U.S.A.

October 3, 1999 (Originally in Chinese)

Sitting in the arms of her father, a little girl was exploring the wrinkles on her grandpa's face. The old man was reading a newspaper and didn't pay any attention to her. After a while, the little girl asked: "Grandpa! Didn't God create you?" The old man answered: "Yes! Of course." The little girl continued to ask: "Didn't God create me, too?" The grandpa said, "You are right! God also created you." The little girl then commented: "Obviously God has improved a lot; Hiers products are now of a much better quality!"

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