Master Tells Jokes

Once there was a husband who had been out of a job for a long time. One day he rushed home and told his wife exultantly, "Good news, good news! I've just found a very good job working eight hours a day, five days a week, with a whole month of vacation each year, a very good salary and the boss is so nice!"

His wife was so happy for him. She hugged him, kissed him, and asked, "When will you start work?"

Once there was an egghead with his servant. One day, he told his servant to bring some books. The servant took two or three books that he considered to be the most famous, but the master said, "Not enough." The servant got one more book, but the master still said, "Not enough! Go get three more." After the servant did this, he said, "Now that's it." The servant asked, "How can you read so many books in such a short time? You kept saying 'not enough,' 'not enough.'"

Her friends were very touched and responded, "That's right. That's the way it should be. But why didn't you think about the children earlier?"