92/Master Tells Jokes/What Is God's Religion?
contents Master
Tells Jokes
Spoken By Supreme Master Ching
Hai,
International 4-Day Retreat
Bangkok, Thailand
October 22, 1997 (Originally In Chinese)
A
black person went to a foreign country and wanted to rent an apartment to
accommodate his family and himself. However, the landlord refused to rent
the place to him because of his color. Most of the tenants there were white,
or at least yellow or brown; he was black, so the landlord refused.
Frustrated,
he complained, "God, I want to live in that apartment, but they discriminate.
They asked me many difficult and unreasonable questions to keep me out. God,
they really discriminate!"
God
shook Hiers head and said, "I too dared not venture inside!"
The
black person asked, " What? Why didn't You dare go into that apartment?"
God
replied, "What if I went in and they asked me what my faith is, how would
I answer them?" (Laughter and applause)
Your
Time Has Come! What
Is God's Religion?
God
Too Has No Solution We
Are Not Peace Loving