95/Master Tells Jokes/Only Now Can I Tell The Difference!
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Master Tells Jokes
Spoken By
Supreme Master Ching Hai,
Pingtung, Formosa November 26, 1995 (Originally In Chinese)
A
woman went to court for a divorce. In response to the judge's inquiry,
she complained that her husband was a hopeless alcoholic. "You have
been married for only three months and you want to divorce him," said
the judge. "Didn't you know he was an alcoholic before you were married?"
"No, I didn't," the woman replied. "I didn't realize until recently.
I noticed the difference only when he came home one day without being
drunk!"
Too
Lazy To Stretch Out His Hands Only
Now Can I Tell The Difference!
The
Doctor And The Patient Identify
Yourself! I
Understand