95/Master Tells Jokes/The Doctor And The Patient
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Master Tells Jokes
Spoken By
Supreme Master Ching Hai,
Pingtung, Formosa November 26, 1995 (Originally In Chinese)
A
young man went to consult a doctor. "What is your problem?" the doctor
asked. "That's your problem!" the man retorted. "If I knew what my
problem is, I would not have come to you! You are the one who should
know what my problem is!" "Well, in that case, will you please wait
outside? I will attend to you in about an hour," said the doctor.
"Why?" asked the young man. "Because I have to call a veterinarian
to come to help," replied the doctor. "Only a vet can diagnose his
patients without having them explain!"
Too
Lazy To Stretch Out His Hands Only
Now Can I Tell The Difference!
The
Doctor And The Patient Identify
Yourself! I
Understand